Patience is a virtue that you clearly don’t possess.
It’s ok, don’t worry, I don’t either.
The first episode of New Portland Sucks will be available Friday, March 20th, 2020 both here and at all of the places one normally goes and subscribes to podcasts – there are so many fuckin’ places to get podcasts these days, aren’t there?
After that there will be new episodes twice a week, probably on Tuesdays and Fridays.
And before you ask, yes, there are plans to re-release all of the old episodes of PDX Sucks, Suck It, and Morning Submission. 
Yes, I still have all of them because I’m a packrat when it comes to crap like that. Look for those in late May, 2020.
Thank you.